Monday, October 04, 2004

Dog gets grizzly now, eats man's cut-off penis

Another Reuters.com notes how a man, mistaking his penis for a chicken neck, chops it off. His dog rushed over and ate it.

I can only feel bad for the man. But I really have to wonder, with the possibility of at least two senses feeding back on this, exactly what went through the man's head to have him mistake his penis for a chicken neck.

And what went through his dog's head to make him think that an appendage coming off his master was a good thing to eat while his master was screaming in pain.

And finally, what was the penis doing out while the man was cutting things off?

Questions, questions.